Greetings, and all that jazz, I guess. The name's Timeless.

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I guess I'll use this space to introduce myself. I'm an overlord of Time and Space, and through the many years I've been alive, I've had many... social encounters. More bad ones than good.

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So whilst I used to travel from timeline to timeline, I primarily stay in this one. Sadly, I can't change the current COVID-19 situation, since every time I go into the past and change it, I just create an entirely alternate timeline.

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Trust me, I've tried. It doesn't work. If I could, I'd go back in time and kill the idiot in China who decided to eat that bat.

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Regardless, I'm now here, and when I'm not off in an alternate timeline torturing some innocent human being, I'll be here, figuring out solutions to the problems in life that you poor schmucks can't do anything about. Ordinarily, I wouldn't be wasting my time with this BS, but I owe The Founder a favor, and I repay my favors.

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A word of warning, since The Founder insisted, this section of the website is NOT for the weak-willed. If you are prone to depressive episodes, DO NOT read any posts titled "Ask Timeless Anything", because I will insult you, and I have no qualms about doing so.

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So that's that, I'm tired, you're all idiots, and I'll be waiting for the questions to come rolling in.